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X-mas - being commercial :) fox, wolves - PHOTOSHi people!
kiriban winner will be featured next time

A bit more than 1 month until Christmas - time to announce my stuff

I really think some of those might be nice gifts - especially when it comes to print/gifts, which are not only originals with animal photos, but also USEFUL! Last year, I used donated points to order some of my stuff from DA, because I wanted to know the stuff I sell. I got 6 mugs and I was amazed with quality - I use them on daily basis and they are so cool! And I got also a calendar - and again, I can say the calendar's quality made me really happy, photos are sharp, colours are vivid and the format of calender allows you to note your own stuff into it

So I am definitely not ashamed to offer my stuff - I believe it can really make people happy

In this journal, I at first feature some of the stuff I sell - then I post a photo to show you, how those mugs really look like. The last photo set will show you, how d

Thank you + kiriban + zoo news + zoo PHOTOSHi!
At first, thank you for supporting *Allerlei and her photo - not only her photo will be included in a calendar, but she won, her photo had by far the most "likes"!

thank you for helphig her - the calendar with her shot will be sold by ZOO Bratislava and the money will go to the construction of brand new wolf exhibit

the ZOO is probably a bit poor, so it needs to get all the money first before it starts building. So such calendar might be a nice help!

I can not wait - wolves now have very small, old cage, because the ZOO got them by mistake and had no proper place for housing them

At second, I announce a new kiriban - it is 922 222 and it is quite close. No chance to get 1 milion pageviews this year, but you have an apportunity to win a feature

just catch it and send me a printscreen via note

no feature for porn or animal cruelty

At third, there are some big changes in ZOO Brno - right now, it is building an exhibit for Komodo dragons!

just

Tiger drama in local ZOO + animals - PHOTOSHi people!
Once more sorry for low activity. Thesis, thesis. Thesis. Thesis. DIES.
Today a white tiger in Czech ZOO Liberec attacked a young guy (he was on practise, not a visitor), who was saved thanks to bravery of two female keepers who hit the cat with some bucket to get his attention. The tiger escaped from the exhibit, so three people, all of them injured by the tiger, stayed inside the cage. The tiger was shot with some drugs and went limp. Fortunately, this whole accident seems to have a happy end, injuries are not severe and the tiger has not been harmed. Just wow, huh... Drama!
Finally a feature for Kiriban winner and then some animal photos. Please keep your fingers crossed for me, so I can finish my thesis soon. Thank you!
KIRIBAN FEATURE
:iconsnowwolf-suraku:

lolMy older brother is hissing at my kitten right now XD

LOLLOOOOOOOOL!
OK!
SO!
LATELY,
I'VE BEEN LAUGHING,
AT THE STUPIDEST THINGS! xDDD
EX)
TODAY AT DINNER:
Sister: So in my dream, I was like dream- running a-
Mom: That's tiring.
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Family: *stares*
Me: *gasping for air as tears stream down my face for laughing to hard*
Sister: all that happened was:
Sister: So in my dream, I was like dream-running a-
Mom: That's tiring.
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
Sister: uuuuuhhhhh *gets up*
Me: *falls out of chair and hits elbow an leg only causing me to laugh more*
Family: *walks away*
Me: *lying on floor gasping for air while family is the other room and I'm basically crying* HAHAHAHAhahahahahaa... *sighs* Well.... *stands up and thinks about what just happened only causing me to collapse again*
So yeeeeah.... xD Still laughin' a bit.

PISSES EVERYWHEREhttp://dumbdeviantart.tumblr.com/
That just made my night.
I've seen so many stupid people I can't <33

What Saturday really meansS= Sleeping
A= All about doing what YOU want
T= To tired to do anything
U= Under the covers sleeping
R= Right on the couch watching TV
D = Don't do your homework its SATURDAY
A= All tired out from doing nothing
Y= Your awesome
S= Sit around and chill with yo friends
: DD WHAT I CAME UP WITH.
From my own experience of course :iconheplz:

PEOPLEY U SO NICE TO ME?
I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU.

Watch this video and think...http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature

layer_embedded&v=mSB71jNq-yQ
Just watch it.

sooI used this new dandruff shampoo today
it was the color of iodine and i was scared at first
but it has this unusual smell
and at first, because it was so strong and unusual, it made my throat close up a little
but now, after using it and then conditioner over it,
it actually smells really
really
good.
kind-of spicy and a bit like dapper 50 year old men
but nice
like
idk how to explain it
like aftershave, paperwhites and vacuum cleaner exhaust
idk it smells good though
its like cologne in shampoo

ughuufDeedee and I ran around my neighborhood screaming and running around and we probably made the neighbors call the cops but yolo hahahahah
this was a fun day
we say a sign in Fresh and Easy that said "You want a nice hard mango"
Yes

A short story for youIt's a dream i had a few weeks ago
I was a Caucasian man (who looked like KITTAN of TTGL, who rly had to go pee (because I went to sleep needing to urinate)
so I went to el toileto and tried to pee REALLY HARD BUT NOTHING CAME OUT. This was because I was half aware that I was dreaming and was scared that if I let myself go then I might piss my bed AND I DIDNT WANT TO RISK THAT. So being the white man I was, I panicked and rushed to the doctor
My doctor said that I had lost my ability to pee from doing something????? and I got all sad and worried how the rest of my life would be but before I could start brainstorming of all the horrible things he told me that my body found a way to RECYCLE URINE AND TO REUSE IT IN MY BODY AND THEN IN MY MIND I WAS JUST LIKE WHOAH
and then i woke up
i really like conversations relating to pee and poop and other disgusting/weird things, like sex and feti

CHOKINGPOKEMON FANS
LISTEN TO THIS
http://psycosis91.tumblr.com/post/33943517499

HEY YOU GUUUYSSSSThis is a message. Read it.
SO
I CANT HELP BUT NOTICE THIS PERSON WHOSE ACCOUNT I AM HACKING IS PRETTY DARN COOL
NOT AS COOL AS SAY, A T-REX IN A FIGHTER-JET, BUT STILL PRETTY COOL.
SO
I THINK THIS COOL PERSON DESERVES SOME LOVE.
Scratch that.
SHE NEEDS LOVE AND ENCOURAGEMENT. I WANT TO CHALLENGE YOU ALL TO ~~BLACKMAIL/THREATEN/PEER PRESSURE/ GROVEL/ BEG/ BRIBE~~ ENCOURAGE HER NICELY TO EXPAND HER ARTISTIC RANGE AND THUS GO FROM 'Cool' TO 'AWESOME'. AND ONCE THAT STATUS HAS BEEN ACHIEVED I ENCOURAGE YOU TO ENCOURAGE HER TO REACH YET A HIGHER LEVEL OF HONOR. THE TITLE OF 'LEGEND'....
SO NEXT TIME THIS LOVELY LADY SUBMITS A PICTURE OF A CAT- NO MATTER HOW WET-YOUR-SELF-ADORABLE-FALL-INTO-A-COMA-CUTE THAT CAT MAY BE, I WANT YOU FOLKS TO BE STRONG LIKE SPARTANS AND RESIST. DONT LOVE ON THE CAT. TEAR YOUR EYES AWAY AND LODGE A FRICKIN PICKAXE INTO YOUR COMPUTER IF YOU MUST.
INSTEAD ASK THIS MISSY HERE TO DRAW OTHER AWESOME THINGS. LIKE DINOSAURS. OR CHUCK NORRIS. OR JESUS. OR

barbeque sauce is deathso there i was
eating
and i wanted some barbeque....
I get it.
i start dipping my food in it
and i eat it
it tasted good, like smoke, and i enjoyed it
AND THEN I FINISHED EATING....
I sat there, with my tongue out, saying "THA, THA, THA, THA" because apparently SMOKEY BARBEQUE HAS A TERRIBLE AFTERTASTE
-zeeh

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Canines - correct answers +the most adorable video

Journal Entry: Wed Nov 28, 2012, 3:24 PM

WOLVES | FOXES | BIG CATS and ZOO ANIMALS gallery | WATER ANIMALS

Hi people,

At first, I remind of Kiriban - it is 933 333 now and it is not far

I am waiting for a printscreen which would be sent via note

At second, female polar bear Cora and her babies are fine! You can see the video which was taken soon after birth here: [link]
You can nicely see both twins and the most adorable movement of Cora, who uses her paw to get the cubs close to her chest to keep them safe and warm

Cora is now supposed to let them rest on her chest, guarding and feeding them for few months! I hope whole the family will be ok!

You can also watch the mom and babies here - [link] do not forget to turn the sound on, you would be shocked how NOISY those tiny, less than a week old babies are! Please, keep in mind that only 10-20% babies survive in ZOOs, so you can see some sad things while you watch the stream. Ok?

Correct answers

did you get all those canines right?